Исполнитель: | Unkown (English) |
Пользователь: | Craig Canning |
Длительность: | 130 секунд |
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My son, you're after getting big,
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me buddy said to me,
And I said, well, I ought to,
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I'm eating constantly;
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And I ain't talking salad,
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let there be no mistake,
Unless it's buried underneath
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a twelve ounce t-bone steak
Now, I s'pose I should express
regret
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at getting quite this size,
But to say that I am sorry
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would be just like telling lies;
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'Cause I loved every mouth full,
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I enjoy it to the hilt,
And I just can't bring myself
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to feeling all consumed with guilt
'Cause I loved every cheesie
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and every Flaky bun,
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I'd rather bacon in the morning
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than a five or ten-K run;
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You see, there's no one getting
out alive,
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that's one truth that I know,
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So I'm going to taste the best
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of life on earth before I go
Now, I just love the taste of
food,
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what else can I say,
As a matter of fact,
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I eat it each and every day;
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I love my chocolate sundae
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with whipped cream on the top,
The trouble is that when I start
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I don't know how to stop
If it's fancy or it's fast food,
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well, the taste just turns me on,
I'm as happy with a Whopper
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as I am filet mignon;
And I don't see the reason
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I should apologize,
For eating fresh spring lobster
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with crab dip on the side
'Cause I loved every cheesie
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and every Flaky bun,
I'd rather bacon in the morning
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than a five or ten-K run;
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You see, there's no one getting
out alive,
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that's one truth that I know,
So I'm going to taste the best
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of life on earth before I go
Now, I wouldn't mind being skinny,
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I'm sure that's a good life, too,
But I was not selected to be
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among the chosen few
Who can eat away to their heart's
content
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and never lose a pound,
My grub it all stays with me,
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and just sort of hangs around
I've even tried to lose some
weight,
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I've gone out for a swim,
I've tried my hand at jogging,
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and I've worked out at the gym;
I've kept myself to protein,
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that's when I lost the most,
But the home-made bread it did me
in,
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I can't live without toast
'Cause I loved every cheesie
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and every Flaky bun,
I'd rather bacon in the morning
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than a five or ten-K run;
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You see, there's no one getting
out alive
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that's one truth that I know,
So I'm going to taste the best
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of life on earth before I go
Now, I s'pose it would be healthy
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for me to shed some pounds,
Hey, but I can say that I'm in
shape,
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it's just my shape is round;
And I don't know if being slimmer
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would cure all of my ills,
But it would be nice to say
goodbye
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to those blood-pressure pills
Hey, but overall I'm happy
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with the life that I have led,
I may not live a hundred years
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but I'll live it up instead;
I'm very happy with my life,
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I've every thing I need,
So excuse me now, I'm headed
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off to Mickey's for a feed