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[Intro]

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[Verse 1]

 Am 
Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
   Dm                                                            F 
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
 Am 
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
   Dm                                                               F 
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."


[Chorus]

 Am                     Dm                                                         G 
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
 Am                      Dm                                  F              G 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
 Am                     Dm                               F                     G 
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
 Am                       Dm                          F             G 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...


[Verse 2]

 Am                                                                                         Dm 
Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
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Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne
 Am                                                                                         Dm 
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
                                                F 
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne


[Chorus]

 Am                       Dm                    F                      G 
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
 Am         Dm                               F                      G 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of ,poise and rationality
 Am  F  G 
 Again...


[Chorus]

 Am                     Dm                                                         G 
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
 Am                      Dm                                  F              G 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
 Am                     Dm                               F                     G 
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
 Am                       Dm                          F             G 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of ,poise and rationality.
 Am  F  G 
 Again......